Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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