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i only hope i can top last weeks sext session

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(313): i only hope i can top last weeks sext session http://tfl.nu/3g0x

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.

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(484): In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas. http://tfl.nu/7vr2

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well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too

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(703): well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too http://tfl.nu/1ldg

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I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer

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(860): I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer http://tfl.nu/pfui

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you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.

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(404): you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are. http://tfl.nu/yq64

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I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys

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(570): I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys http://tfl.nu/u1dh

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(303): View more from Colorado

Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...

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(303): Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks... http://tfl.nu/ccgl

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(530): View more from California

Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts

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(530): Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts http://tfl.nu/nvqd

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No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.

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(617): No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack. http://tfl.nu/ritq

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Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.

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(912): Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever. http://tfl.nu/pxkj

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He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.

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(307): He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style. http://tfl.nu/qafz

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Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die

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(717): Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die http://tfl.nu/2ynw

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This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.

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(734): This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts. http://tfl.nu/fqt4

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(705): View more from Ontario

going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up

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(705): going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up http://tfl.nu/0yoi

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(518): View more from New York

But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.

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(518): But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out. http://tfl.nu/urkp

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