Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.