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  Fine. I'll sleep in my office

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request

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• (607): View more from New York

  I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate

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• (512): View more from Texas

  We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha

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• (914): View more from New York

  We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.

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• (925): View more from California

  I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Help everyone's hot

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  Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."

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  And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?

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