when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
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He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
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Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I'm always down for nudity.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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