That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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