Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
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Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
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Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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