I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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