Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
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she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
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too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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