i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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