Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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