Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
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we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize