what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
So squirting runs in the family.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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