she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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