In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
