HIV tests are more positive than that guy
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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