4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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