Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
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The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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