If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
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St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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