she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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