Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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