So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
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