Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
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Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
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I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Your shirt... Was in my pants
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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