Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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