This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
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It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
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That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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