the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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