if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
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Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
She's the barista slut.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
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Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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