I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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