this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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