Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
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