"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
