I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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