i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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