It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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