My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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