I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
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Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
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The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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