i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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