Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
