watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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