i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize
