she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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