He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
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you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
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Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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