How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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