What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
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I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
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Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.