Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
17 Exes Admit Why They Were Crazy In Their Past Relationship
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
These 25 Teachers Said Horrible Things to Their Students
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.