and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?