We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I seem to have left my pride at pride
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo