My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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