airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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