jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
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All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
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you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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