I wish I could punch you in the face.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
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Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
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Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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