Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
