youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
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im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
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Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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