My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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