I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
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Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
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THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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