Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
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You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
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She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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