i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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