Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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