She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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