he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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