I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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