WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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