the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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