I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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